By his second term, Barack Obama will have resequenced our DNA so that we grow in proportion to the extent of our knowledge. The idiots of our country will be like tiny dolls we can pick up and put in our pockets.
Barack Obama will save the publishing industry by ordering ten thousand copies of every brilliantbut unprofitable book and sending them to the developing world.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man phenomenology and he will eat with an awareness of his own role in the perception of flavor which doesn't exceed the bounds of the experience as it is given to him.
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Barack Obama has already ended racism and brought the entire world together in Christmasy harmony. He may be a demi-god, but he's not above rolling up his sleeves and getting down to work to rectify each of your personal pet peeves one-by-one.
By shifting your gaze just a few inches to the left, you can take a look at what Barack Obama is doing RIGHT NOW!!
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