2009-02-14

happy valentine's

Barack Obama doesn't have sex. He is sex.
Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 2:14 AM 0 testimonials

2009-02-12

nutrients

Barack Obama doesn't eat, he absorbs futuristic nutrients straight out of the ether.


Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 7:20 AM 0 testimonials

2009-02-10

cereal

Barack Obama will keep your cereal crunchy, even in milk.


Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 9:06 AM 0 testimonials
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