obama sutra

On this day, in the year 432, Barack Obama invented sexual intercourse.

This is even better than I expected.

funky nasa

Barack Obama will appoint George Clinton as the new NASA administrator.

"Esteemed Gents and Ladies,
We have the Billions, we have the Science,
We are gonna build ourselves ONE FUNKY MOTHERSHIP!"


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soundtrack:

cake

Barack Obama will let you have your cake and eat it too. And it's chocolate cake.

a brand new, funky president

inauguration

Barack Obama will take care of things so President Bush can finally get some rest.

Run along now, Georgie Porgie.

It's tricky to run a country. It's tricky, tricky, tricky.

We here at Barack Obama Will Fix Everything wish to god that we had come up with this priceless photoshop (and tshirt) but alas, we did not.


Nevertheless, we wholeheartedly endorse it's message.


H/t to boingboing.net for bringing this important image to our attention.