Pocket Change

Barack Obama will cover America's bills out of his own pocket until the Senate and the House can sort out their differences.

eternity

Barack Obama will only serve two terms, but his second term shall be for all eternity.

yo mamma

Barack Obama made out with your mother and you didn't really mind.

Touch Me

Barack Obama will bring back hypercolor t-shirts!

cereal: redux

Barack Obama will keep your cereal crunchy, even if you're on youtube and totally forget to take a bite for, like, ten minutes.