2016-11-16

Barack Obama will teach even Donald Trump how to President...

"It started off with Trump's son-in-law asking how many of the people who work in the West Wing would be staying on (hint: none) and it went downhill from there..." But don't worry, President Obama is a patient and caring teacher. http://thedailybanter.com/2016/11/donald-trump-transition-fail/

2011-07-29

Pocket Change

Barack Obama will cover America's bills out of his own pocket until the Senate and the House can sort out their differences.

2009-10-25

eternity



Barack Obama will only serve two terms, but his second term shall be for all eternity.

2009-05-10

yo mamma

Barack Obama made out with your mother and you didn't really mind.

2009-04-10

Touch Me

Barack Obama will bring back hypercolor t-shirts!