eternity

Barack Obama will only serve two terms, but his second term shall be for all eternity.

crust

Barack Obama will find a way to power our automobiles with pizza crusts. Go ahead, chuck that hunk of dry bread and grab another saucy slice (you're saving the planet).

yo mamma

Barack Obama made out with your mother and you didn't really mind.

habeas corpus

Barack Obama will fix your moral qualms about the fact that the CIA is still disappearing people from foreign countries.




Either way, he's fighting to maintain the rickety legal props the Bush Administration invented to defend their horrific extraordinary renditions. Follow the link if you can stomache it.

easter

Barack Obama will go back in time and bestow upon Jesus of Nazareth one pink rabbit and a dozen colored eggs so that people stop whinging on and on about how the fun stuff doesn't have any legitimate foundation in the scripture.