soc!@#*&ed medicine

Barack Obama will establish socialized medicine, but he'll call it Super-Happy-Corporate-Freedom Medicine so that conservatives can sign up without feeling guilty.

"If this be Doomsday!"

Barack Obama will defeat Galactus!

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mcsweeney's

Barack Obama could out-mcsweeney David Eggers, but he won't. Because David Eggers is a decent guy.

tricycle

In this photograph, Baby Obama is travelling 135.7 mph, because he's tired.