2008-11-21

pronunciation

Barack Obama will help you pronounce difficult words.
Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 9:00 AM 2 testimonials

2008-11-20

sommelier

Barack Obama will turn water into wine and bad wine into water.
Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 10:27 PM 0 testimonials

2008-11-19

marxism

Barack Obama is the hopiate of the masses.
Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 11:16 AM 0 testimonials

2008-11-18

splashback

Barack Obama will eliminate splashback.
Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 8:59 PM 2 testimonials

2008-11-17

television

Barack Obama will bring back your favourite sitcom.



"Let there be Balki!"

Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 6:15 PM 2 testimonials

racism


Barack Obama has already ended racism. If you think you're still experiencing racism, DON'T WORRY -- it's actually humorous, post-Obama, pretend racism. Yay!
Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 10:36 AM 0 testimonials

2008-11-16

fridge

Barack Obama will clean out your fridge. And while he's at it, he'll restock the lower shelf with imported beers and figs and tiny prosciutto sandwiches.

Posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 11:56 AM 1 testimonials
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