vampire

Barack Obama is a vampire, but when he bites you he drinks out all the cancer.

bees

BARACK OBAMA will

replenish
the Honey Bee Population!!

If necessary, he will grow the bees on his face. While he ORATES!

airport bar

You might meet BARACK OBAMA in an airport bar and get DRUNK together. If you accidentally let it slip that you've had SEXY DREAMS about HIM, he won't make you feel uncomfortable.