Barack Obama will save the publishing industry by ordering ten thousand copies of every brilliantbut unprofitable book and sending them to the developing world.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man phenomenology and he will eat with an awareness of his own role in the perception of flavor which doesn't exceed the bounds of the experience as it is given to him.
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Barack Obama has already ended racism and brought the entire world together in Christmasy harmony. He may be a demi-god, but he's not above rolling up his sleeves and getting down to work to rectify each of your personal pet peeves one-by-one.
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