recursion

Barack Obama is totally recursive.

hope

Barack Obama will make our cars and factories run on pure hope.

(may be toxic to children under five)

pre-school post-structuralists

Barack Obama's children are smarter than you, but they won't make you feel bad about it.

"We put our desks in a big circle and I said it felt
like a panopticon. Mrs. Rybczynski said, 'Aren't you
a little young for Derrida?' I didn't say anything,
so she wouldn't be embarrassed.