November's Funniest

With both a record-high and record-low turnout at the polls, you have declared "Whisper" to be the funniest post of November 2008.
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Barack Obama will soothe your heartburn with his ... gentle ... whispers ...

hitler youth

Barack Obama cured this baby's virulent anti-semitism.

never again

Barack Obama will prevent this from happening.

exi

Barack Obama will take the sting out of existing.

barack hard abs

In just minutes a day, Barack Obama will give you the rock hard abs you've always wanted.

"Ooohh Yeeeaahhhh!"

special thanks to Alexander Hope for the tip-off

kittens

Barack Obama will make kittens even cuter.

the kiss

Barack Obama will make half the gay men look like women, so everything seems hunky-dory.