krypton

Barack Obama was born on Krypton.

hobos

Barack Obama won't stop drunken derelicts from talking to you on the subway, but he'll make their breath smell like nutmeg and cinnamon.

nursery rhyme

Barack Obama will put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Yes, we can.


"Don't worry my fine ovoid friend."

out of your league

If you see a girl on the subway, but she's way out of your league, just say "Barack Obama" and you'll be in her pants lickety-split.

whisper

Barack Obama will soothe your heartburn with his ... gentle ... whispers ...

chuck norris

Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee.
Barack Obama endorsed himself.

nanobama

Barack Obama will replicate himself a million times until all the matter in the universe shines with obamic radiance.

Seriously. Click the pic, check out the link:


hat tip to boingboing.net

softness

Barack Obama smells like softness.

shave

Barack Obama will give you the closest shave you've ever had.


"Hold Very Still Now."