2009-01-15

SUCCESS!

Barack Obama has already fixed Global Warming. Seriously. Have you been outside lately?

2009-01-14

souffle

Barack Obama's soufflés never collapse.

2009-01-13

parking spot

If you're running late for the movie, Barack Obama will find you a great parking spot.


"This spot is AWESOME!!!"

2009-01-12

imagine

Imagine one day you woke up and the internet was gone. Don't worry, Barack won't let that happen.