"Tacky candles, polyester ties, those science kits that take hours to assemble but only light up a tiny lightbulb when you're done -- these, my friends, are the gifts of yesteryear. Once I take I office, there will be a diamond ring in every stocking and seven nintendo wiis under every christmas tree."
2008-12-22
open with confidence
Barack Obama will make sure you don't get any crap presents this year.
"Tacky candles, polyester ties, those science kits that take hours to assemble but only light up a tiny lightbulb when you're done -- these, my friends, are the gifts of yesteryear. Once I take I office, there will be a diamond ring in every stocking and seven nintendo wiis under every christmas tree."
"Tacky candles, polyester ties, those science kits that take hours to assemble but only light up a tiny lightbulb when you're done -- these, my friends, are the gifts of yesteryear. Once I take I office, there will be a diamond ring in every stocking and seven nintendo wiis under every christmas tree."
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