2008-11-18

splashback

Barack Obama will eliminate splashback.


2 comments:

Unknown said...

I hear splash back is a function of volume, velocity and angle of impact. Perhaps the material of the urinal plays a crucial role too. I will group that into an error term E.

If we define splash back as the function Sb:

f(Sb) = [Volume, velocity, angle of impact, E]

but Obama is a binary variable. if the Obama factor (OF) is 1 then splashback is avoided but when OF is 0.... you have to buy new pants. SO:

f(Sb) = OF[Vol., Vel., Angle, E]

Can't argue with math. math is fact.

thoughts?

Matthew Lie - Paehlke said...

math is even more true than science! maybe double-true!