yo mamma

Barack Obama made out with your mother and you didn't really mind.

Touch Me

Barack Obama will bring back hypercolor t-shirts!

cereal: redux

Barack Obama will keep your cereal crunchy, even if you're on youtube and totally forget to take a bite for, like, ten minutes.

the sober truth

Barack Obama is just one man. He can only do so much.

Just Kidding! Happy April Fool's Day!

Hope-ocalypse!!!

Barack Obama is the Fourth Horseman of the Hope-ocaplypse!