2009-01-29

superbowl

Barack Obama will show you how to construct an elaborate system of interrelated bets which guarantees that you will win $$$ as long as at least one touchdown is scored this Sunday.
USA! USA! USA!!

2009-01-27

Obama Comic #1




























2009-01-26

If you didn't know, now you know

Barack Obama will appear in an issue of the Amazing Spider-Man!


Terrorist fist-jab!

2009-01-23

obama sutra

On this day, in the year 432, Barack Obama invented sexual intercourse.


This is even better than I expected.

2009-01-22

funky nasa

Barack Obama will appoint George Clinton as the new NASA administrator.


"Esteemed Gents and Ladies,
We have the Billions, we have the Science,
We are gonna build ourselves ONE FUNKY MOTHERSHIP!"


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