recursion

Barack Obama is totally recursive.

hope

Barack Obama will make our cars and factories run on pure hope.

(may be toxic to children under five)

pre-school post-structuralists

Barack Obama's children are smarter than you, but they won't make you feel bad about it.

"We put our desks in a big circle and I said it felt
like a panopticon. Mrs. Rybczynski said, 'Aren't you
a little young for Derrida?' I didn't say anything,
so she wouldn't be embarrassed.

zombies

If Barack Obama were a zombie, he'd convince all the other zombies to only devour the brains of the elderly and sick.

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Because children are the future. Even for zombies.

dog years

With his touch alone, Barack Obama made this dog immortal.