honey-roasted?

Barack Obama IS the deal with airline peanuts.

filial piety

Barack Obama will make your children appreciate you.

Wow, Dad!
How did you learn so much
about double-entry bookkeeping?

get out of jail free...

Barack Obama will send every American a prepared list of convenient excuses.

biopic

Halfway through the biopic of his life, Barack Obama will take over from Will Smith and SAVE the MOVIE.



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soc!@#*&ed medicine

Barack Obama will establish socialized medicine, but he'll call it Super-Happy-Corporate-Freedom Medicine so that conservatives can sign up without feeling guilty.