2009-02-19

"If this be Doomsday!"

Barack Obama will defeat Galactus!


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2009-02-18

mcsweeney's

Barack Obama could out-mcsweeney David Eggers, but he won't. Because David Eggers is a decent guy.

2009-02-16

tricycle

In this photograph, Baby Obama is travelling 135.7 mph, because he's tired.


2009-02-14

happy valentine's

Barack Obama doesn't have sex. He is sex.

2009-02-12

nutrients

Barack Obama doesn't eat, he absorbs futuristic nutrients straight out of the ether.