2009-02-04

lucky ducky

Barack Obama will prevent this from happening.

2009-02-02

phenomobamology

Barack Obama will save the publishing industry by ordering ten thousand copies of every brilliant but unprofitable book and sending them to the developing world.


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man phenomenology and he will eat
with an awareness of his own role in the perception
of flavor which doesn't exceed the bounds of
the experience as it is given to him.

2009-01-29

superbowl

Barack Obama will show you how to construct an elaborate system of interrelated bets which guarantees that you will win $$$ as long as at least one touchdown is scored this Sunday.
USA! USA! USA!!

2009-01-27

Obama Comic #1




























2009-01-26

If you didn't know, now you know

Barack Obama will appear in an issue of the Amazing Spider-Man!


Terrorist fist-jab!