zombies

If Barack Obama were a zombie, he'd convince all the other zombies to only devour the brains of the elderly and sick.

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Because children are the future. Even for zombies.

dog years

With his touch alone, Barack Obama made this dog immortal.

Old Yeller

Barack Obama will save Old Yeller.

Because he loved that dog so goddamn much.

i can haz?

Barack Obama will make cheeseburgers healthy.

"Go ahead, Big Fella!"

But he'll also make french fries taste like lima beans, just to keep us on our toes.

action figures

Barack Obama will go back in time and get you all those AWESOME 80's ACTION FIGURES that you always wanted.

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"Don't worry, no Gobots!"

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