2008-12-18

never again

Barack Obama will prevent this from happening.

2008-12-17

exi

Barack Obama will take the sting out of existing.

2008-12-16

barack hard abs

In just minutes a day, Barack Obama will give you the rock hard abs you've always wanted.



"Ooohh Yeeeaahhhh!"





special thanks to Alexander Hope for the tip-off

2008-12-15

kittens

Barack Obama will make kittens even cuter.



2008-12-14

the kiss

Barack Obama will make half the gay men look like women, so everything seems hunky-dory.