2008-12-16

barack hard abs

In just minutes a day, Barack Obama will give you the rock hard abs you've always wanted.



"Ooohh Yeeeaahhhh!"





special thanks to Alexander Hope for the tip-off

2008-12-15

kittens

Barack Obama will make kittens even cuter.



2008-12-14

the kiss

Barack Obama will make half the gay men look like women, so everything seems hunky-dory.

2008-12-13

net savvy

Barack Obama will facebook your internet.




"Wow!! It's so much better now!"




special thanks to Alexander Hope for the tip-off

2008-12-12

one cup

Barack Obama's cup is always at least half full, even when it's completely empty.



"Watch! I'll drink it again!"