fridge

Barack Obama will clean out your fridge. And while he's at it, he'll restock the lower shelf with imported beers and figs and tiny prosciutto sandwiches.

krypton

Barack Obama was born on Krypton.

hobos

Barack Obama won't stop drunken derelicts from talking to you on the subway, but he'll make their breath smell like nutmeg and cinnamon.

nursery rhyme

Barack Obama will put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Yes, we can.


"Don't worry my fine ovoid friend."

out of your league

If you see a girl on the subway, but she's way out of your league, just say "Barack Obama" and you'll be in her pants lickety-split.