whisper

Barack Obama will soothe your heartburn with his ... gentle ... whispers ...

chuck norris

Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee.
Barack Obama endorsed himself.

nanobama

Barack Obama will replicate himself a million times until all the matter in the universe shines with obamic radiance.

Seriously. Click the pic, check out the link:


hat tip to boingboing.net

softness

Barack Obama smells like softness.

shave

Barack Obama will give you the closest shave you've ever had.


"Hold Very Still Now."