Barack Obama will teach even Donald Trump how to President...

"It started off with Trump's son-in-law asking how many of the people who work in the West Wing would be staying on (hint: none) and it went downhill from there..." But don't worry, President Obama is a patient and caring teacher. http://thedailybanter.com/2016/11/donald-trump-transition-fail/

Pocket Change

Barack Obama will cover America's bills out of his own pocket until the Senate and the House can sort out their differences.

eternity

Barack Obama will only serve two terms, but his second term shall be for all eternity.

yo mamma

Barack Obama made out with your mother and you didn't really mind.

Touch Me

Barack Obama will bring back hypercolor t-shirts!