tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80005302079969196492012-02-16T18:02:40.717-05:00Barack Obama has already ended racism and brought the entire world together in Christmasy harmony. He may be a demi-god, but he's not above rolling up his sleeves and getting down to work on rectifying each of your personal pet peeves one-by-one.Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.comBlogger951100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-55707058956866928222011-07-29T17:28:00.007-04:002011-07-29T17:33:57.021-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will cover America's bills out of his own pocket until the Senate and the House can sort out their differences.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5570705895686692822?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-81226052209606397502009-10-25T11:11:00.000-04:002009-10-25T14:40:15.876-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SuSa7UhvKdI/AAAAAAAAAOA/eWCDqAOH798/s1600-h/obamathrone.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 297px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SuSa7UhvKdI/AAAAAAAAAOA/eWCDqAOH798/s400/obamathrone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396608597409868242" border="0" /></a><br /><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/myrtle/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.png" alt="" /><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/myrtle/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png" alt="" /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will only serve two terms, but his second term shall be for <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">all eternity</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-8122605220960639750?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-44857770108122451652009-05-10T08:48:00.000-04:002009-05-10T08:48:00.843-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> made out with <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">your mother</span> and you didn't really mind.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbCBRd9Y9ZI/AAAAAAAAANA/5eRP5XBJqdo/s1600-h/yomamma.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 328px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbCBRd9Y9ZI/AAAAAAAAANA/5eRP5XBJqdo/s400/yomamma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309886097769690514" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-4485777010812245165?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-70109258241466017152009-04-10T15:04:00.002-04:002009-04-10T15:06:06.099-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will bring back <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">hy</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">pe</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);">rcolor</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">t-s</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">h</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">irt</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">s</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);">!</span></span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/Sd-YjCl5WsI/AAAAAAAAANY/d0ospMg9F38/s1600-h/hypercolor.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 378px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/Sd-YjCl5WsI/AAAAAAAAANY/d0ospMg9F38/s400/hypercolor.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323141012333877954" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7010925824146601715?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-91622476720510892952009-04-04T15:13:00.000-04:002009-04-04T15:13:00.821-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0)">Barack Obama</span> will keep your <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">c</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,204,0)">e</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,204,0)">r</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,204,204)">e</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)">a</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,0,51)">l</span> <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,204,0)">c</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,204,204)">r</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">u</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,204)">n</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,204,0)">c</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,204,0)">h</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)">y</span>, even if you're on <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">you</span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">tube</span> and totally forget to take a bite for, like, ten minutes.</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SWO78KhqpmI/AAAAAAAAAKk/PmLxo2sQ6zA/s1600-h/youtubecereal.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288277029755201122" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 301px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SWO78KhqpmI/AAAAAAAAAKk/PmLxo2sQ6zA/s400/youtubecereal.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-9162247672051089295?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-67594991990478578612009-04-01T08:05:00.005-04:002009-04-01T08:05:00.272-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span>Barack Obama</span> is just one man. He can only do so much.<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STLIlHxffdI/AAAAAAAAAI8/A-dGeP46vOc/s1600-h/barack+surprised.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 309px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STLIlHxffdI/AAAAAAAAAI8/A-dGeP46vOc/s400/barack+surprised.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274498653671620050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:130%;" >Just Kidding!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >Happy</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >April</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:130%;" > Fool's <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Day!</span></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6759499199047857861?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-76945822193067791392009-03-26T09:19:00.001-04:002009-03-30T20:34:49.200-04:00<div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#990000;">Barack Obama</span> is the <span style="color:#993399;">Fourth Horseman</span> of the <span style="color:#ff9900;">Hope-ocaplypse!</span></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;"></span></div><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315676775380935490" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ScUT3RFf40I/AAAAAAAAANQ/GLy2Ou4P7nc/s400/hope-ocalypse.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7694582219306779139?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-18704474505843544382009-03-23T09:00:00.001-04:002009-03-23T09:00:01.660-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;">There's a little <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> inside all of us...</span> <span style="font-size:85%;">because he's a total slut.</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbCFAT0hTZI/AAAAAAAAANI/3It5Omk-8GQ/s1600-h/ObamaCrowd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 205px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbCFAT0hTZI/AAAAAAAAANI/3It5Omk-8GQ/s400/ObamaCrowd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309890201036869010" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1870447450584354438?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-78871003092458019522009-03-16T08:31:00.002-04:002009-03-16T08:31:00.630-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> never overbids on <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">the</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Price</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">is</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Right.</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbB9MQM0pLI/AAAAAAAAAM4/_nJvTj4QCP8/s1600-h/priceisright.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbB9MQM0pLI/AAAAAAAAAM4/_nJvTj4QCP8/s400/priceisright.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309881610130465970" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7887100309245801952?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-37283735353394668942009-03-12T07:55:00.002-04:002009-03-21T20:55:21.599-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0)">Barack Obama</span> can't save your <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)">marriage</span>, but he'll give you <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,204,204)">500 pounds of candy</span> so your three-year-old is <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)">too high on sugar</span> to even notice that the <span style="color:#000000;">messy divorce<span style="COLOR: rgb(0,153,0)">.</span></span></span><span style="color:#000000;"><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbB1tXtKE8I/AAAAAAAAAMo/lARdMBHpSbE/s1600-h/lolly.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309873382987797442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 251px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbB1tXtKE8I/AAAAAAAAAMo/lARdMBHpSbE/s400/lolly.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3728373535339466894?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-10753087528431725272009-03-08T09:00:00.004-04:002009-03-08T09:00:02.763-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will rejig <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">daylight savings </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">time</span> </span>so you get an extra hour of sleep in the <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">fall </span>AND in the <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">spring</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1075308752843172527?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-779341269088283542009-03-05T20:10:00.002-05:002009-03-05T20:13:50.028-05:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> is the real reason that </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Jabbawockeez</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> is America's Best Dance Crew.</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbB4f4HhGhI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Ndbz70xJacA/s1600-h/jabbarackies.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SbB4f4HhGhI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Ndbz70xJacA/s400/jabbarackies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309876449705007634" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"I did it for all 'a y'all."</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-77934126908828354?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-14254442301487379492009-03-02T11:01:00.000-05:002009-03-02T11:01:00.403-05:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">IS </span>the deal with <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">airline peanuts.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1425444230148737949?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-77242828615863724172009-02-27T10:10:00.000-05:002009-02-27T10:10:00.943-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama </span>will make your children appreciate you.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaSPayqGXI/AAAAAAAAAMc/SxaJOvs9lZ8/s1600-h/father-and-son-talking.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 333px; height: 222px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaSPayqGXI/AAAAAAAAAMc/SxaJOvs9lZ8/s400/father-and-son-talking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293579205608085874" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Wow, Dad!<br />How did you learn so much</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">about double-entry bookkeeping?</span></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7724282861586372417?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-18761957039433990102009-02-25T09:58:00.002-05:002009-02-25T09:58:00.626-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama </span>will send every American a prepared list of convenient excuses.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaQD_GeJ8I/AAAAAAAAAMU/hcNUyz87RRw/s1600-h/girl-opening-letter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 348px; height: 234px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaQD_GeJ8I/AAAAAAAAAMU/hcNUyz87RRw/s400/girl-opening-letter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293576810173179842" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1876195703943399010?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-76716160308183874902009-02-23T09:19:00.000-05:002009-02-23T09:19:00.415-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Halfway through the biopic of his life, <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will take over from Will Smith and <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">SAVE </span>the <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">MOVIE</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">.</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRezd9nDFjI/AAAAAAAAAEc/WPbvHA3wGE8/s1600-h/biopic.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 458px; display: block; height: 218px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266875616569005618" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRezd9nDFjI/AAAAAAAAAEc/WPbvHA3wGE8/s400/biopic.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7671616030818387490?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-78584981228639438862009-02-20T10:19:00.001-05:002009-02-20T10:19:00.521-05:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> will establish socialized medicine, but he'll call it </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:130%;" >Super-Happy-Corporate-Freedom Medicine</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> so that conservatives can sign up without feeling guilty.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7858498122863943886?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-22230757389182255732009-02-19T21:36:00.000-05:002009-02-19T21:36:00.263-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will defeat <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);">Galactus!</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaKc7B7yPI/AAAAAAAAAME/qT1dtD7_8dA/s1600-h/galactobama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 202px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaKc7B7yPI/AAAAAAAAAME/qT1dtD7_8dA/s400/galactobama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293570641507371250" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click the pic for a closer look<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2223075738918225573?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-87402649089054288472009-02-18T14:22:00.000-05:002009-02-18T14:22:00.282-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> could <span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">out-mcsweeney</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);">David Eggers,</span> but he won't. Because David Eggers is a decent guy.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-8740264908905428847?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-34907651530540802692009-02-16T09:14:00.000-05:002009-02-16T09:14:00.379-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">In this photograph, <span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Baby Obama</span> is travelling 135.7 mph, because he's tired.<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SSxqw7jAkTI/AAAAAAAAAAs/1i0EY9QHaBo/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SSxqw7jAkTI/AAAAAAAAAAs/1i0EY9QHaBo/s320/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272706652594802994" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SSxq0H4Gu9I/AAAAAAAAAA0/-Pr4LfJgxaQ/s1600-h/ObamaTrike.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SSxq0H4Gu9I/AAAAAAAAAA0/-Pr4LfJgxaQ/s320/ObamaTrike.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272706707444120530" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3490765153054080269?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-10988945896523470282009-02-14T02:14:00.001-05:002009-02-14T02:14:00.559-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> doesn't <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">sex</span>. He <span style="font-style: italic;">is </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">sex</span>.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRemrNOYdeI/AAAAAAAAAEM/b2ixVScb65w/s1600-h/heissex.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRemrNOYdeI/AAAAAAAAAEM/b2ixVScb65w/s400/heissex.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266861550447654370" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1098894589652347028?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-26622556506840598012009-02-12T07:20:00.002-05:002009-02-12T07:20:00.255-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> doesn't eat, he absorbs <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">futuristic nutrients</span> straight out of <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">the ether.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXZqppr68QI/AAAAAAAAAL8/Nr8kEWjCaPw/s1600-h/nutrients.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXZqppr68QI/AAAAAAAAAL8/Nr8kEWjCaPw/s400/nutrients.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293535675817849090" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2662255650684059801?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-18294914485089640672009-02-10T09:06:00.000-05:002009-02-10T09:06:00.528-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will keep your <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">c</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">e</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">r</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">e</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">a</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">l</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">c</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">r</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">u</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">n</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">c</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">h</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">y</span>, even in milk.</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SWO6Im_8sOI/AAAAAAAAAKc/sauh3W3OE8g/s1600-h/cereal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SWO6Im_8sOI/AAAAAAAAAKc/sauh3W3OE8g/s400/cereal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288275044533580002" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1829491448508964067?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-72874065342007560382009-02-06T10:19:00.004-05:002009-02-06T10:19:00.823-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">If you have to stay late at work, <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will add extra hours to your day.<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW4oK-ePaOI/AAAAAAAAALk/HgE2Cp9L0l4/s1600-h/baracksleep.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW4oK-ePaOI/AAAAAAAAALk/HgE2Cp9L0l4/s400/baracksleep.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291210781240551650" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">He</span> knows the importance of a <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">good night's sleep</span>.</span><br />Just make sure you're in bed by seventeen o'clock.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7287406534200756038?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-57475234232008933582009-02-05T22:38:00.000-05:002009-02-05T22:38:01.076-05:00<span style="font-size:130%;">By his second term, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> will have resequenced our </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-size:130%;" >DNA </span><span style="font-size:130%;">so that we grow in proportion to the extent of our knowledge. The idiots of our country will be like </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:130%;" >tiny dolls</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> we can pick up and put in our </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);font-size:130%;" >pockets</span><span style="font-size:130%;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5747523423200893358?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-6207932563118995092009-02-04T08:23:00.000-05:002009-02-04T08:23:00.362-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> </span>will prevent <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">this <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">from happening</span></span>.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SStULjRZpTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/9HZNsaTeYXw/s1600-h/n508583704_763463_9537.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 382px; height: 286px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SStULjRZpTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/9HZNsaTeYXw/s320/n508583704_763463_9537.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272400346190816562" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-620793256311899509?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-11878690841011698572009-02-02T09:06:00.001-05:002009-03-21T12:56:45.623-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0)">Barack Obama</span> will save the publishing industry by ordering <span style="COLOR: rgb(0,204,204)">ten thousand copies</span> of every <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,204,0)">brilliant</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,0)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)">but </span></span>unprofitable</span> book and sending them t</span><span style="font-size:180%;">o the <span style="COLOR: rgb(204,102,0)">developing world.<br /><br /></span></span><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW4OGi8ofvI/AAAAAAAAALM/YPb9yI6NnVg/s1600-h/phenobamology.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291182117830033138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 292px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW4OGi8ofvI/AAAAAAAAALM/YPb9yI6NnVg/s400/phenobamology.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.<br />Teach a man phenomenology and he will eat<br />with an awareness of his own role in the perception<br />of flavor which doesn't exceed the bounds of<br />the experience as it is given to him.<br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1187869084101169857?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-58880177556471677792009-01-29T10:00:00.000-05:002009-01-29T10:00:00.740-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will show you <span style="font-size:85%;">how to construct an elaborate system of interrelated bets which</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">guarantees</span> <span style="font-size:85%;">that you will win</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">$$$</span> <span style="font-size:85%;">as long as at least one touchdown is scored</span> this Sunday.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">USA!</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">USA!</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">USA!!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5888017755647167779?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-8355627333195956292009-01-27T08:55:00.001-05:002009-01-27T08:55:01.195-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW1dmr3QMoI/AAAAAAAAAK0/WqNAMlawDzw/s1600-h/ObamaComic1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW1dmr3QMoI/AAAAAAAAAK0/WqNAMlawDzw/s400/ObamaComic1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290988056421085826" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-835562733319595629?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-59721433510515198152009-01-26T11:42:00.000-05:002009-01-26T11:42:00.370-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will appear in an issue of <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">the Amazing Spider-Man</span>!</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaMUw-xYtI/AAAAAAAAAMM/9PrNcylv2j8/s1600-h/2009-01-08-spideyobama1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 190px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXaMUw-xYtI/AAAAAAAAAMM/9PrNcylv2j8/s400/2009-01-08-spideyobama1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293572700394054354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Terrorist fist-jab!</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5972143351051519815?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-63032144015022084272009-01-23T08:15:00.000-05:002009-01-23T08:15:00.337-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">On this day, in the year</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">432</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">,</span></span> Barack Obama </span>invented <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">sexual intercourse.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW4e_xghBMI/AAAAAAAAALc/reqNIqA6obw/s1600-h/obamasutra.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW4e_xghBMI/AAAAAAAAALc/reqNIqA6obw/s400/obamasutra.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291200693177222338" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">This is even better than I expected.</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6303214401502208427?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-54534877039319518262009-01-22T09:15:00.006-05:002009-01-22T09:15:00.119-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will appoint <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">George Clinton</span> as the new <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">NASA </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >administrator.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXZOeC8xx7I/AAAAAAAAAL0/-z2-kc7WcFI/s1600-h/funkynasa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXZOeC8xx7I/AAAAAAAAAL0/-z2-kc7WcFI/s400/funkynasa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293504690115430322" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Esteemed Gents and Ladies,</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">We have the Billions, we have the Science,</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">We are gonna build ourselves <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">ONE FUNKY MOTHERSHIP!"</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">_____</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">soundtrack:</span></span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-10X5JKAiqA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-10X5JKAiqA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5453487703931951826?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-21166346003933645882009-01-21T13:42:00.000-05:002009-01-21T13:45:07.637-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will let you have your cake and eat it too. And it's <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);">chocolate cake.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW1g69kgWCI/AAAAAAAAALE/FBvUXzSykBE/s1600-h/fingerlickinobama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SW1g69kgWCI/AAAAAAAAALE/FBvUXzSykBE/s400/fingerlickinobama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290991703306557474" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2116634600393364588?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-85619784453942124132009-01-20T19:18:00.000-05:002009-01-20T19:19:37.763-05:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YSw0W8MQCxU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YSw0W8MQCxU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-8561978445394212413?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-75254424322292193852009-01-20T11:23:00.000-05:002009-01-20T11:23:01.450-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will take care of things so <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">President Bush</span> can finally get some rest.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXX4PhE1YxI/AAAAAAAAALs/lZ8xI7AA8Mw/s1600-h/bushrun.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 252px; height: 357px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SXX4PhE1YxI/AAAAAAAAALs/lZ8xI7AA8Mw/s400/bushrun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293409882504258322" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Run along now, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Georgie Porgie</span>.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7525442432229219385?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-83250829598478101262009-01-19T12:58:00.003-05:002009-01-19T13:05:26.269-05:00<span style="font-size:130%;">We here at <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama Will Fix Everything</span> wish to god that we had come up with this <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">priceless photoshop</span> (and <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">tshirt</span>) but alas, we did not. </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BQnclsbBsXs/SXS_smgNuDI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ZjL3RVjNCKE/s1600-h/rundc.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 294px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BQnclsbBsXs/SXS_smgNuDI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ZjL3RVjNCKE/s320/rundc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293066235037988914" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Nevertheless, we <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">wholeheartedly endorse</span> it's <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">message.</span></span> <br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">H/t to <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/01/19/more-obamaphemera-ru.html">boingboing.net</a> for bringing this important image to our attention.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-8325082959847810126?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Barack Willfixithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01402623559993266619noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-9471688259994463112009-01-15T10:57:00.001-05:002009-01-15T10:58:57.983-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> has already fixed <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Global Warming.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Seriously.</span> Have you been <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">outside</span> lately?<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-947168825999446311?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-31648401642914365822009-01-14T12:19:00.000-05:002009-01-14T12:19:00.811-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Barack Obama's <span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">soufflés </span>never collapse.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3164840164291436582?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-66632745669824640542009-01-13T09:29:00.000-05:002009-01-13T09:29:00.738-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">If you're running late for the movie, <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will find you a <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">great <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">parking</span> spot.<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SStzU8RE55I/AAAAAAAAAHU/bdEusXqw0Kw/s1600-h/parkingspot.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SStzU8RE55I/AAAAAAAAAHU/bdEusXqw0Kw/s400/parkingspot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272434592379627410" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;">"This spot is AWESOME!!!"<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6663274566982464054?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-76706602427420958952009-01-12T09:23:00.000-05:002009-01-12T09:23:00.212-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Imagine one day you woke up and <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">the internet</span> was <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">gone.</span> Don't worry,<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> Barack</span> won't let that happen.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7670660242742095895?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-17656290839188250532009-01-10T21:09:00.003-05:002009-01-10T21:12:06.583-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> is <a href="http://barackwillfixit.blogspot.com/2009/01/recursion.html">totally recursive.</a><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1765629083918825053?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-16831639144829491652009-01-09T09:03:00.000-05:002009-01-09T09:03:00.146-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Barack Obama will make our cars and factories run on <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">pure hope</span>.</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRekuTcjXxI/AAAAAAAAAEE/vHg2nblEJ3g/s1600-h/hopeproof.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRekuTcjXxI/AAAAAAAAAEE/vHg2nblEJ3g/s400/hopeproof.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266859404634054418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:times new roman;">(may be toxic to children under five)</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1683163914482949165?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-39037478179037001472009-01-06T09:22:00.000-05:002009-01-06T14:42:05.218-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama's children</span> are <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">smarter</span> than you, but they won't make you feel <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">bad</span> about it.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SWOwgX9ytxI/AAAAAAAAAKU/JrfiGYZydn4/s1600-h/smartkids.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 312px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SWOwgX9ytxI/AAAAAAAAAKU/JrfiGYZydn4/s400/smartkids.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288264457698588434" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-style: italic;">"We put our desks in a big circle and I said it felt<br />like a panopticon. Mrs. Rybczynski said, 'Aren't you<br />a little young for Derrida?' I didn't say anything,<br />so she wouldn't be embarrassed.<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3903747817903700147?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-62175227011215881612009-01-03T08:12:00.000-05:002009-01-03T08:12:00.234-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">If <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Barack Obama</span> were a <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">zombie</span>, he'd convince all the other <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">zombies</span> to only devour the <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">b<span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">ra</span>i<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">n</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">s</span></span> of the elderly and sick. </span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:78%;">click for a larger view</span><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STxUHr0hivI/AAAAAAAAAJU/i9DY9rYPqZg/s1600-h/zombiebama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STxUHr0hivI/AAAAAAAAAJU/i9DY9rYPqZg/s400/zombiebama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277185354370222834" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Because children are the future. Even for <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">zombies.</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6217522701121588161?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-16220037662917727972009-01-01T16:22:00.000-05:002009-01-01T16:22:00.909-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">With his touch alone, <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> made this dog</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">immortal</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">.</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST_vtobm29I/AAAAAAAAAKE/z5zUe3SidMc/s1600-h/glowdog.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 325px; height: 274px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST_vtobm29I/AAAAAAAAAKE/z5zUe3SidMc/s400/glowdog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278200855527873490" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1622003766291772797?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-61137513178104263612008-12-27T08:40:00.000-05:002008-12-27T08:40:01.133-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will save <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Old Yeller<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">.</span></span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST7P1udRapI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/y_oVdvvNEzg/s1600-h/Barack+Old+Yeller.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST7P1udRapI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/y_oVdvvNEzg/s400/Barack+Old+Yeller.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277884335235623570" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Because he loved that dog so goddamn much.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6113751317810426361?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-40062255108887858892008-12-26T09:41:00.000-05:002008-12-26T09:41:00.845-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will make <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">cheese</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">burgers</span> healthy. </span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2uIvR548I/AAAAAAAAAH8/M0kPA8QNdC8/s1600-h/cheezburger.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2uIvR548I/AAAAAAAAAH8/M0kPA8QNdC8/s400/cheezburger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273062203874468802" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">"Go ahead, Big Fella!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;">But he'll also make <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">french fries</span> taste like <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">lima beans</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">,</span> just to keep us on our toes.</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-4006225510888785889?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-25106456546427228532008-12-24T08:07:00.000-05:002008-12-24T08:07:01.988-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;">go <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">ba</span>ck i<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">n</span> ti<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">m</span>e</span> and get you all those <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">AWESOME <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">80's</span> ACTION FIGURES</span> that you always wanted.</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click the pic for a closer look<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BQnclsbBsXs/STlPwp0jhnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/XA8rAGIPEd0/s1600-h/80stoys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BQnclsbBsXs/STlPwp0jhnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/XA8rAGIPEd0/s320/80stoys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276336135719847538" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;">"Don't worry, no Gobots!"</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">If you enjoyed this check out <a href="http://www.retroist.com/2008/12/03/what-action-figures-would-you-like-from-the-1985-sears-wishbook/">retroist for more of the same.</a><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2510645654642722853?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Barack Willfixithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01402623559993266619noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-62069249784628938012008-12-22T09:00:00.001-05:002009-01-06T15:19:41.329-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will make sure you don't get any <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);">crap</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">p</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">r</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">e</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">s</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">e</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">n</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">t</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">s</span> this year.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST1lbH2kUAI/AAAAAAAAAJc/Nl12goxYZuw/s1600-h/obamachristmasaddress.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 223px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST1lbH2kUAI/AAAAAAAAAJc/Nl12goxYZuw/s400/obamachristmasaddress.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277485854986883074" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />"Tacky candles, polyester ties, those science kits that take hours to assemble but only light up a tiny lightbulb when you're done -- these, my friends, are the </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">gifts of yesteryear. Once I take I office, there will be a diamond ring in every stocking and seven nintendo wiis under every christmas tree."</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);"></span></span></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6206924978462893801?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-68903111440963850172008-12-19T12:01:00.002-05:002008-12-19T12:05:20.237-05:00<span style="font-size:100%;">With both a record-high and record-low turnout at the polls, you have declared <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">"Whisper"</span> to be the funniest post of <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">November 2008.</span><br /></span>________________________________________________<br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Barack Obama will soothe your <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">heartburn </span>with his <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"> ... gentle ... whispers ...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRY4XKUBFjI/AAAAAAAAAB8/ve_hS4e_peg/s1600-h/barackwhisper.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRY4XKUBFjI/AAAAAAAAAB8/ve_hS4e_peg/s400/barackwhisper.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266458784812832306" border="0" /></a><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"></span></span></span></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6890311144096385017?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Barack Willfixithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01402623559993266619noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-68839810431013315472008-12-19T11:26:00.000-05:002008-12-19T11:26:00.615-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">Barack Obama</span> cured this baby's <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">virulent anti-semitism</span>.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS3Z2gukb8I/AAAAAAAAAIM/m1hx10EsLMw/s1600-h/barackstaringatbaby.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS3Z2gukb8I/AAAAAAAAAIM/m1hx10EsLMw/s400/barackstaringatbaby.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273110269242142658" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6883981043101331547?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-30893148250848755242008-12-18T11:31:00.000-05:002008-12-18T11:31:01.117-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Barack Obama </span>will prevent <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">this</span> from happening.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SS8Dzljc84I/AAAAAAAAABU/V6CvI2a5JkQ/s1600-h/buttslap.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SS8Dzljc84I/AAAAAAAAABU/V6CvI2a5JkQ/s320/buttslap.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273437873463161730" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3089314825084875524?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-34824107505612647622008-12-17T14:18:00.000-05:002008-12-17T14:18:00.651-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will take the <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">sting </span>out of <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">existing</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3482410750561264762?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-90041156442014706872008-12-16T10:10:00.006-05:002008-12-16T10:10:00.407-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">In just minutes a day, <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will give you the <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">rock hard abs</span> you've always wanted.</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STxN-cDHnWI/AAAAAAAAAJM/EOGbRdWEeiw/s1600-h/barackobamabs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STxN-cDHnWI/AAAAAAAAAJM/EOGbRdWEeiw/s400/barackobamabs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277178598447881570" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Ooohh Yeeeaahhhh!"</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><br />special thanks to <span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);">Alexander</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Hope</span></span> for the tip-off<br /></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BQnclsbBsXs/STtEoY56kFI/AAAAAAAAAAk/w6KPN5S--w8/s1600-h/barackabs.jpg"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-9004115644201470687?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Barack Willfixithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01402623559993266619noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-56944781977630327132008-12-15T11:00:00.000-05:002008-12-15T11:00:00.659-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will make kittens <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-weight: bold;">even</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-weight: bold;">cuter</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);">.</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRdBelam9MI/AAAAAAAAADU/Wh_Z9-OW9iw/s1600-h/kittenz.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 178px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRdBelam9MI/AAAAAAAAADU/Wh_Z9-OW9iw/s400/kittenz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266750282928682178" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5694478197763032713?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-75835241301615316972008-12-14T07:06:00.001-05:002008-12-14T07:06:00.771-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Barack Obama will make half the </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:180%;" >gay men</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> look like <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">women</span>, so everything seems </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:180%;" >hunky-dory</span><span style="font-size:180%;">.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRc5VM2CMwI/AAAAAAAAADM/A2goVbazVXc/s1600-h/falwelllikesit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRc5VM2CMwI/AAAAAAAAADM/A2goVbazVXc/s400/falwelllikesit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266741325620982530" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7583524130161531697?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-7175747614988654572008-12-13T08:06:00.002-05:002008-12-13T08:06:00.568-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">facebook</span> </span><span style="font-size:180%;">your internet.</span><br /></div><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST7Iokw2o-I/AAAAAAAAAJ0/yrKlncd1phk/s1600-h/facebookyourinternet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/ST7Iokw2o-I/AAAAAAAAAJ0/yrKlncd1phk/s400/facebookyourinternet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277876412713706466" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Wow!! It's so much better now!"</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:100%;">special thanks to <span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">Alexander</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Hope</span> for the tip-off</span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-717574761498865457?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-70800267810323918542008-12-12T13:11:00.000-05:002008-12-12T13:11:00.732-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">'s</span> cup is always<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> at least </span>half full</span>, even when it's <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">completely empty</span>.<br /></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STBHOx4qBgI/AAAAAAAAAIk/hlouYC2oLu0/s1600-h/obama-toast.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 248px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STBHOx4qBgI/AAAAAAAAAIk/hlouYC2oLu0/s400/obama-toast.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273793482885563906" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Watch! I'll drink it again!"</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7080026781032391854?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-25474137765647628852008-12-11T18:04:00.000-05:002008-12-11T18:04:00.607-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will make <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Santa Claus </span>give presents to <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Jews.<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSmbdWbuD6I/AAAAAAAAAGU/YJJsXFdFxek/s1600-h/jewishchristmas.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSmbdWbuD6I/AAAAAAAAAGU/YJJsXFdFxek/s400/jewishchristmas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271915767354232738" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">"Just a few more Hebrew schools to visit and then I'll have the CIA release Mrs. Claus."</span></span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2547413776564762885?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-7390247377709930452008-12-10T08:39:00.002-05:002008-12-10T10:39:29.241-05:00<span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Crunch time</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> at </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">work</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">?</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"> Things getting testy around the </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);font-size:130%;" >coffee maker</span><span style="font-size:130%;">? </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><span style="font-size:180%;">Don't Worry!</span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" > <br />Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> will </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-size:180%;" >smooth things over</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> with a batch of </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);font-size:180%;" >freshly baked muffins</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);font-size:180%;" >.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size:85%;">__</span><br />___</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSr7begDb6I/AAAAAAAAAG8/BDCRMFpyjyY/s1600-h/muffins.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSr7begDb6I/AAAAAAAAAG8/BDCRMFpyjyY/s400/muffins.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272302763253133218" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"><span style="font-style: italic;">"mmm..."</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-739024737770993045?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-91843878369310746792008-12-09T08:18:00.001-05:002008-12-09T08:18:00.263-05:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Barack</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Obama</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </span>toilet-trained <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">this child</span>.</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS23TsdEOUI/AAAAAAAAAIE/tnCDbHcgPE0/s1600-h/babyeyes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS23TsdEOUI/AAAAAAAAAIE/tnCDbHcgPE0/s400/babyeyes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273072287699188034" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-9184387836931074679?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-19991332493895962602008-12-08T08:03:00.000-05:002008-12-08T08:03:00.378-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Rub <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Barack Obama</span> on your skin, twice daily, and you'll see <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">imm</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">ediate res</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">ults.</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STA8fOeRPWI/AAAAAAAAAIc/fDs6gkVTo9g/s1600-h/obalma.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 328px; height: 270px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STA8fOeRPWI/AAAAAAAAAIc/fDs6gkVTo9g/s400/obalma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273781670809517410" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-1999133249389596260?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-75019741710320476752008-12-07T15:19:00.000-05:002008-12-07T15:19:00.921-05:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> will fix your mechanics by demonstrating his <span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">silky-smooth</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">jump </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">shot</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">.</span><br /></span><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-3ROv_MsNs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-3ROv_MsNs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7501974171032047675?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-55065497845052736422008-12-06T05:55:00.000-05:002008-12-06T05:55:00.690-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> is just <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">so fresh</span> and <span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">so clean</span>.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS9wgJb0D8I/AAAAAAAAAIU/QGY7BF15k7E/s1600-h/barack3000.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS9wgJb0D8I/AAAAAAAAAIU/QGY7BF15k7E/s400/barack3000.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273557386264842178" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Ain't nobody dope as </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >he</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br />_____________________<br />soundtrack:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IoePSDW0DrM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IoePSDW0DrM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5506549784505273642?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-76371618779936415872008-12-04T11:11:00.000-05:002008-12-04T11:11:00.832-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Immediately after this photo of <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Baby Obama </span>was taken, the boy throwing the stick <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">died mysteriously</span>. </span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SSxqS9MfBKI/AAAAAAAAAAk/BTxvwIWt_Gc/s1600-h/obama-grandfather.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uaXCS2PK-1I/SSxqS9MfBKI/AAAAAAAAAAk/BTxvwIWt_Gc/s320/obama-grandfather.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272706137641125026" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7637161877993641587?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-87257387008310064302008-12-03T05:38:00.000-05:002008-12-03T05:38:00.756-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> will cure your </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">venereal</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">disease.</span></span><br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STCXk2E7l6I/AAAAAAAAAI0/ObXvnsAVrLk/s1600-h/venerealdiseaseobama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 324px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STCXk2E7l6I/AAAAAAAAAI0/ObXvnsAVrLk/s400/venerealdiseaseobama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273881822898132898" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-8725738700831006430?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-82445376070002805522008-12-01T01:01:00.001-05:002008-12-01T14:59:59.173-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">If there's <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">partisan rancor</span> in the senate, <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will just ... STOP, collaborate and listen.</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2lvJ2RIQI/AAAAAAAAAH0/gHPTQmRHs_g/s1600-h/iceicetagged.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2lvJ2RIQI/AAAAAAAAAH0/gHPTQmRHs_g/s400/iceicetagged.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273052968236687618" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"If there's a problem, YO!, I'll solve it."</span><br /><br /></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">special thanks to </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:100%;" >honeyhands</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> for the excellent photojournalism</span><br /><br /></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-8244537607000280552?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-70992573546373162492008-11-30T20:16:00.006-05:002008-11-30T22:38:47.568-05:00<span style="font-size:100%;">We here at <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama Will Fix Everything</span> have decided to run a monthly poll to determine which posts our readers like best. <span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Check out the November Poll in our sidebar. </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">If you're not sure which is which by the titles, or if you think you missed one, then look it up in the </span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" >blog archive</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> which is conveniently <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">also </span>located in the sidebar. </span> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:85%;" ></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7099257354637316249?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-51410053730355524762008-11-29T12:11:00.001-05:002008-11-29T12:11:01.108-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> is the <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">hottest</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">shit</span> since the <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Great Poughkeepsie Manure Fire</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> of </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">183</span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">2</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">.</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STBJWNddtnI/AAAAAAAAAIs/QuCA-h1oNlU/s1600-h/oscar-stanford-flaming-ball.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 183px; height: 228px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STBJWNddtnI/AAAAAAAAAIs/QuCA-h1oNlU/s400/oscar-stanford-flaming-ball.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273795809570043506" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5141005373035552476?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-77379428061375869062008-11-28T10:11:00.004-05:002008-11-28T12:59:55.095-05:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Every time someone says they </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >don't believe</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> in </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:180%;">,</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:180%;" >a fairy</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;"> dies.</span><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2iRoP8aNI/AAAAAAAAAHs/j_NzGdopN8I/s1600-h/Fairystagged.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 361px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2iRoP8aNI/AAAAAAAAAHs/j_NzGdopN8I/s400/Fairystagged.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273049162466486482" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Oh my winged brethren, it pains me to see so many of you dying so young."</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Special thanks to <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">honeyhands</span> for the lustrous photojournalism</span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7737942806137586906?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-3373517850167321692008-11-27T09:08:00.001-05:002008-11-27T11:44:02.738-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Unless you hold <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Baby Obama</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">very tightly</span>, he will <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">fly away.</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2eFconrbI/AAAAAAAAAHc/bEE8ngG7IOk/s1600-h/babyobamasparkles.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SS2eFconrbI/AAAAAAAAAHc/bEE8ngG7IOk/s400/babyobamasparkles.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273044555143818674" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-337351785016732169?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-57961586891286011002008-11-26T08:56:00.003-05:002009-03-21T13:03:35.696-04:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0)">Barack Obama</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> will reintroduce the </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,153,51)">public pillory</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">, but he'll only use it on people who </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">stop </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">right</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-STYLE: italic"> </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">in </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,153,153)">the middle of</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,153,153)"> </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,153,153)">the sidewalk <span style="color:#333333;">and just stand there</span><span style="color:#333333;">.</span></span><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSreJXdBkuI/AAAAAAAAAGs/CguyACUeKAU/s1600-h/pillory-stocks.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272270566286529250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 283px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSreJXdBkuI/AAAAAAAAAGs/CguyACUeKAU/s400/pillory-stocks.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5796158689128601100?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-74422826946900644262008-11-25T15:05:00.000-05:002008-11-25T15:07:07.397-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> won't cure <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">arthritis</span>, he'll <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">i<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">m</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">p<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">r</span>o<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">v</span>e <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">i</span>t<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">!</span></span></span> Instead of an agonizing ache, you'll feel a <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">r<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">a</span>di<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">a</span>nt </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">g</span>lo<span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">w</span></span> of <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">physical </span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">pleasure</span>.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSsEnMAoWJI/AAAAAAAAAHE/ff7VxoqDNQI/s1600-h/arthritis.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSsEnMAoWJI/AAAAAAAAAHE/ff7VxoqDNQI/s400/arthritis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272312860052576402" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7442282694690064426?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-6227401505914832672008-11-25T08:35:00.000-05:002008-11-25T08:35:00.718-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> eats <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">sadness</span>, farts <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">joy</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-622740150591483267?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-48804558246476112832008-11-24T11:44:00.001-05:002008-11-24T11:55:09.329-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><br />No matter how <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">bad</span> you are at dancing, <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will look on with a gentle smile and a <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">glimmer</span> of <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">paternal pride</span> in his <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);">eyes.<br /><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSrcSu2_KbI/AAAAAAAAAGk/9iIIQOyh2Ro/s1600-h/obamelainetagged.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 352px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSrcSu2_KbI/AAAAAAAAAGk/9iIIQOyh2Ro/s400/obamelainetagged.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272268528165005746" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"She is <span style="font-weight: bold;">such </span>a decent human being."</span></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-4880455824647611283?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-65221315229241943332008-11-23T22:41:00.000-05:002008-11-23T13:22:23.748-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">B</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;">a</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;">r</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">a</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">c</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">k</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">O</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">b</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">a</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">m</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">a</span></span> will inspire a thousand reggae anthems. And Lo, some'a dem will <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">BE ALRIGHT!</span></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zxn9jhypHfo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zxn9jhypHfo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-6522131522924194333?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-8169777238818827892008-11-21T09:00:00.001-05:002008-11-21T21:18:26.780-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will help you pronounce <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">difficult </span>words.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSdr5TGg_RI/AAAAAAAAAGM/hu5VQVf645I/s1600-h/pronunciationtagged.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSdr5TGg_RI/AAAAAAAAAGM/hu5VQVf645I/s400/pronunciationtagged.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271300520984771858" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRdNJ8nUcUI/AAAAAAAAADk/WT-HuQRqKPg/s1600-h/pronunciation.jpg"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-816977723881882789?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-92026891139493694242008-11-20T22:27:00.000-05:002008-11-20T22:51:52.069-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will turn <span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">water </span>into <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">wine </span>and <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">bad wine</span> into <span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">water</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-9202689113949369424?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-26351023885462201632008-11-19T11:16:00.006-05:002008-11-21T20:47:18.224-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> is the hopiate of the <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">masses</span>.<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSdkdVow6mI/AAAAAAAAAF8/6FyBsDRq6fk/s1600-h/barackmarxtagged.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 337px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSdkdVow6mI/AAAAAAAAAF8/6FyBsDRq6fk/s400/barackmarxtagged.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271292344047561314" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSYRsFLz6UI/AAAAAAAAAFk/N8Uc5bvIi04/s1600-h/barackmarx.jpg"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2635102388546220163?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-73384933551239566242008-11-18T20:59:00.001-05:002008-11-21T20:36:20.612-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will eliminate <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">splashback</span>.<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SR8OQVG-nZI/AAAAAAAAAFM/ASmBG-Yqliw/s1600-h/barackaturinal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SR8OQVG-nZI/AAAAAAAAAFM/ASmBG-Yqliw/s400/barackaturinal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268945762753879442" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7338493355123956624?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-77464472530696602322008-11-17T18:15:00.005-05:002008-11-21T21:13:52.506-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will bring back your<span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"> favourite sitcom</span>.<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSdqyxuYuEI/AAAAAAAAAGE/Vw2Ym8PI-dk/s1600-h/favouritesitcomtagged.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SSdqyxuYuEI/AAAAAAAAAGE/Vw2Ym8PI-dk/s400/favouritesitcomtagged.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271299309434353730" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Let there be Balki!"</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7746447253069660232?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-88349230539758198872008-11-17T10:36:00.003-05:002008-11-18T22:52:52.663-05:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><br />Barack Obama</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> has already ended </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >racism</span><span style="font-size:180%;">. If you think you're still experiencing </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:180%;" >racism</span><span style="font-size:180%;">, DON'T WORRY -- it's actually </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:180%;" >humorous, post-Obama, pretend racism</span><span style="font-size:180%;">. <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Yay!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-8834923053975819887?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-3281114751165959782008-11-16T11:56:00.000-05:002008-11-16T11:23:13.212-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Barack Obama</span> will clean out your fridge. And while he's at it,</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> he'll restock the lower shelf with <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">imported beers</span> and <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">figs</span> and tiny <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">prosciutto</span> sandwiches.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRc0W_QpBfI/AAAAAAAAAC8/xV_tQhn-Q-o/s1600-h/barackinfridge.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 317px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRc0W_QpBfI/AAAAAAAAAC8/xV_tQhn-Q-o/s400/barackinfridge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266735858776081906" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-328111475116595978?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-55450716739555812662008-11-15T11:35:00.000-05:002008-11-15T11:30:00.982-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Barack Obama was born on </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">Krypton</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vws9fTtQgz4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vws9fTtQgz4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-5545071673955581266?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-20923993512949641522008-11-14T08:45:00.001-05:002008-11-14T12:51:45.355-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0)">Barack Obama</span> won't stop drunken derelicts from talking to you on the subway, but he'll make their breath smell like <span style="COLOR: rgb(153,102,51)">nutmeg </span>and <span style="COLOR: rgb(102,51,51)">cinnamon</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2092399351294964152?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-25526319526246383092008-11-13T16:21:00.002-05:002008-11-17T20:26:11.852-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Barack Obama will put </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" >Humpty Dumpty</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> back together again.<br />Yes, we can.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRcATUHoazI/AAAAAAAAACc/LfLHkQbrad4/s1600-h/barackthekingsman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px; display: block; height: 240px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266678621051317042" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRcATUHoazI/AAAAAAAAACc/LfLHkQbrad4/s400/barackthekingsman.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >"Don't worry my fine ovoid friend."</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2552631952624638309?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-71535531371268280652008-11-13T00:42:00.000-05:002008-11-14T12:48:23.838-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">If you see a girl on the subway, but she's way out of your league, just say <span style="COLOR: rgb(153,0,0)">"Barack Obama"</span> and you'll be in <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,153,255)">her pants</span> lickety-split.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7153553137126828065?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-33489917224146080332008-11-12T20:06:00.000-05:002008-11-12T22:55:22.303-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Barack Obama will soothe your <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">heartburn </span>with his <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"> ... gentle ... whispers ...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRY4XKUBFjI/AAAAAAAAAB8/ve_hS4e_peg/s1600-h/barackwhisper.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRY4XKUBFjI/AAAAAAAAAB8/ve_hS4e_peg/s400/barackwhisper.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266458784812832306" border="0" /></a><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"></span></span></span></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3348991722414608033?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-24016707064107756122008-11-12T11:46:00.001-05:002008-11-23T13:17:11.245-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Chuck Norris endorsed <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mike Huckabee</span>. <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br />Barack Obama</span> endorsed <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">himself</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-2401670706410775612?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-91189925865453661862008-11-11T22:28:00.006-05:002008-11-12T22:58:21.087-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Barack Obama</span> will replicate himself a million times until all the matter in the universe shines with <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">obamic radiance</span>.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Seriously. Click the pic, check out the link:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/how-the-new-mr-big-was-made-very-very-small/2008/11/11/1226318632650.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRpNu-vzkYI/AAAAAAAAAEs/MoZhSXMF-Wo/s400/nanobama2_wideweb__470x354,0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267608183676047746" border="0" /></a><br />hat tip to <a href="http://boingboing.net/">boingboing.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-9118992586545366186?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-36624143775482417702008-11-10T21:18:00.000-05:002008-11-11T23:30:02.448-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Barack Obama smells like <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">softness</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3662414377548241770?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-70863949448249357362008-11-09T00:01:00.003-05:002008-11-20T22:55:31.358-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Barack Obama will give you the <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">closest shave</span> you've ever had.<br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRZj-9ZLtZI/AAAAAAAAACU/C9aA9w3N2qI/s1600-h/closest+shave.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 480px; height: 360px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRZj-9ZLtZI/AAAAAAAAACU/C9aA9w3N2qI/s400/closest+shave.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266506747539600786" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />"Hold Very Still Now."</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7086394944824935736?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-36563960801304547832008-11-08T20:09:00.000-05:002008-11-11T20:09:08.236-05:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Barack Obama is a vampire, but when he bites you he drinks out <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">all</span> the cancer. <span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><br /></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3656396080130454783?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05408623987576959577noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-76129548510370331042008-11-07T15:48:00.002-05:002008-11-17T20:22:20.175-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">BARACK OBAMA</span> will</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:180%;" >replenish</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:180%;" >the <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Honey Bee</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Population</span>!!</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRYElisYrWI/AAAAAAAAABs/TfGTFi0VK10/s1600-h/obamabees.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/SRYElisYrWI/AAAAAAAAABs/TfGTFi0VK10/s400/obamabees.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266401857271016802" border="0" /></a><br /></div><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:78%;">If necessary, he will grow the bees on his face. While he </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" >ORATES!</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-7612954851037033104?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8000530207996919649.post-34520700936355283622008-11-06T21:29:00.000-05:002008-11-11T20:06:30.629-05:00<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:180%;" ><br />You might meet <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">BARACK OBAMA</span> in an airport bar and get <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">DRUNK</span> together. If you accidentally let it slip that you've had <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SEXY </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">DREAMS</span> about <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">HIM</span>, he won't make you feel <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">uncomfortable</span>.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8000530207996919649-3452070093635528362?l=barackwillfixit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matthew Lie - Paehlkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390178793350693686noreply@blogger.com0